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Noodle Fries by =Tux-Prowess
I've Been Trolled I've been trolledI've Been Trolled by =Tux-Prowess
I've been trolled
I just met this nasty guy
with a wicked big surprise
right in front of my own eyes.
I've been trolled
I've been trolled
My anger exceeds 9k
and I spat all over that jay.
Oh what a woe-bringing day.
Then he kept right on
and I wished him begone
Oh never did he stop
My head is 'bout to pop.
Unable to yield myself
Never-a looked for help
I have to chew him out
Full power from my spout
I've been trolled
I've been trolled
OH MY GOD, SHUT THE %#^& UP!
ALL YOU DO IS DRIVE ME NUTS
AND PEE IN FOOD CANS AND CUPS!
I've been trolled
I've been trolled
GET OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASE
SO I CAN SMAS
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| These are my Priority One personal favorites, basically, those beautiful creatures that I just want to cuddle with. |
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| I promise to never do your art prior to accepting your commission. You must pay first before I do your commission because I hate people scamming me. If you do not have sufficient point amounts, you will be rejected. If you intentionally violate these rules and I notice, you will be added to the Loony Chart and you can no longer request commissions. Commissions will be taken when I approve them. What's unacceptable in a commission: • Pornography (or any type of sexual or gamete content.) • Nudity (Otherwise I will commit censorship on it.) • Excretory scenes (Defecation, urination, etc.) unless it's for shit-your-pants hilarity. • Perfectionists • Content that is clearly not yours without the original illustrator/copyright holder's permission. • Artwork to steal and claim as your own. (Why put me in hell and then commit treason?) • I am an Anti-Brony. No requests with ANY relation to My Little Pony or its close affiliates. You must give me credit in some way if you decide to display your work to your buddies, or anything else in that matter. TEMPLATES AND BASES: Sketch: 1 point Lineart: 6 points CHARACTERS: Character (Basic color): 15 points Character (Regularly colored and shaded): 40 points BG RELATED: Add simple background (Plain color or basic gradient): +3 points Add advanced background (Blurry splattered BG): +24 points Add environment: +30 points STATIC: Basic Sprite Art: 6 points Advanced sprite art (16 colors): 16 points Advanced Sprite Art (24 colors): 24 points Advanced Sprite Art (32 colors): 32 points DYNAMIC: Sprite sheet (16 colors): 24 points per pose for up to 64 frames. Sprite sheet (24 colors): 36 points per pose for up to 64 frames. Sprite sheet (32 colors): 48 points per pose for up to 64 frames. Rolling a die: FREE If your art commission is not received within 14 days AFTER APPROVING, it's free. You'll be refunded your points. |
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